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Likely you've seen this gem from our possible new Chairman of the Senate Science & Space subcommittee:

"Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) November 10, 2014

Thankfully Charlie Todd, founder of Improv Everywhere, gives the perfect answer that saves me from going blue or saying mean things about the honorable Senator:

"Obamacare for the Internet." So, affordable access for all, no lifetime data caps, and you can use your parents HBO password until 26?
— Charlie Todd (@charlietodd) November 11, 2014

Thanks, Charlie.

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— Ken Shepard (@bluefishgm) July 31, 2014